Air India ki flight ka Pilot announcement ke baad MIKE OFF karna bhul gaya.

Pilot apne Co-Pilot se bola: "Main pehle coffee piyunga, phir uss Airhostess ko kiss karunga..."

Yeh sun ke Airhostess MIKE OFF karne bhaagi, aur ek buddhe passenger ke paon se takra kar gir padi.

Buddha passenger yeh nazara dekh Bola:

"Beti, araam se ja... Suna nahi, pehle sahab coffee piyenge!:D

A new provision in eBay that will allow eBay to refund partial funds to the buyer in order to resolve the differences. That's it. I quit eBay. They already charge 9% and paypal charges 2.85%.
http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/buyer-protection.html#june