Air India ki flight ka Pilot announcement ke baad MIKE OFF karna bhul gaya.

Pilot apne Co-Pilot se bola: "Main pehle coffee piyunga, phir uss Airhostess ko kiss karunga..."

Yeh sun ke Airhostess MIKE OFF karne bhaagi, aur ek buddhe passenger ke paon se takra kar gir padi.

Buddha passenger yeh nazara dekh Bola:

"Beti, araam se ja... Suna nahi, pehle sahab coffee piyenge!:D

A new provision in eBay that will allow eBay to refund partial funds to the buyer in order to resolve the differences. That's it. I quit eBay. They already charge 9% and paypal charges 2.85%.
http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/buyer-protection.html#june

hhmm!!! Air Force is the ultimate. Not in this life. Maybe next.

India brings back 1412 LAKH CRORE black money- http://ping.fm/YvLxu

Need a cook. Please contact me if you know any.

Need a cook!

A chinese asked an Indian a question to tease.
CHINESE - " Indian aur kutton main kitna farak hai"
INDIAN - "Sirf ek border ka"
Jisko samajh main please LIKE and comment. Jisko nahi aaya vo Tom & Jerry dekho.

This world, friendship, relationships,family success ans everything else in life is limited to your imagination and your far sightedness. But again there is always someone wiser than you. So dont be an asshole and be down to earth. Another thingi have learnt is to be a good listener. Like we say in hindi " sau sunar ki ek luhar ki"

Fake lottery scams running from pakistan targetting Indians. lolz. They must be deported ones from coney island.

Republic Day..... Who is up for Agneepath..

How can we forget Neta Ji Subhash Chandra Bose. Happy BDay to you.

SOPA/PIPA = More like communism. More like dictatorship.

Raat ke baad hi sawera aata hai.....

Where there is a will there is a way!

Nestlé Bar One ba ba bar one. For those in between times.... Nestlé Bar One an sirf 5 rupaye main. Enjoooyy.....